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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:52

What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Aut consectetur debitis ullam.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Octopussy

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Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

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-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.